eric bana

kata mak saya, anak perawan kalau nyapu harus bersih. “ora ilok” katanya. dia bilang, kalau nyapunya nggak bersih nanti suaminya bisa brewokan.

hee heee heeee..

baiklaaah..
mumpung masih ada waktu, mulai sekarang saya akan rajin menyapu. dan akan saya cecercecerkan debunya dimanamana.
horee..

hihihi.

ini sms yang dikirim papa saya ketika saya di banyuwangi.

‘mbak, gimana kamu capek & pusing nggak?’

saya balas.

‘nggak. soalnya yang disebelahku ganteng’

piknik

heihoo..

saya baru pulang dari prosesi pernikahan temanteman saya di banyuwangii..

piknik yang sangat menyenangkan karena ternyata di acaraacara tersebut saya banyak bertemu dengan beberapa pria tampan yang baik hati dan yang tidak baik hati juga ada.

mm.. apalagi ya.
oiya saya juga berbincangbincang dengan orangorang banyak sekali.. waa. saya senang banget..

ada ibuibu yang meminta saya berjanji untuk mengundangnya ketika nanti saya menikah.. “bener lo ya, bener lo..”

saya jadi terharu. (berlebihan. tapi beneran kok saya sampai hampir nangis)

ada juga ibuibu yang mengobrol dengan pembicaraan aneh seperti: "saya punya anak lakilaki 3, yang satu bekerja di bank, yang satu bekerja di pertamina, yang satu calon dokter, yang 2 terakhir ini belum menikah.. coba tadi saya ajak kesini ya, biar kenalan sama kamu"
:I benarbenar ibuibu yang sangat ibuibu..

dan jreng jreeeng.. lagilagi pendapat mama saya adalaaah..

“ah dia mungkin hanya panik. dan lagipula, dia cuman belum tau aja. dikiranya kamu kan baik, sopan, puteri jogja,

taunyaa nanti plekecaaaaa..

masak jodohin anak kok kayak milih kucing dalam karung”

: O
saya heran, mama saya itu kok nggak kayak ibuibu asli, si..

dan dari berbagai perihal piknikpiknik iniii,

yang paling pentiiing..

ada dia, dia, dia..
aaaaa..

terimakasih lina&dito undangannya..

selamat..

semoga pernikahan kalian penuh berkah dan menjadi pernikahan yang dicintai-nya..

amin.

ps: kalian berusahalah membuat anak lakilaki. kan aku kepingin punya anak perempuan, jadi nanti bisa kita jodohkan merekaaa..

who am i

ada lagi kuis yang hasilnya membuat saya tampak oke. jadi mau saya pajang untuk menyeimbangkan hasil kuis sebelumnya. hihi.

1.When do you feel your best?
(a)in the morning
(b)during the afternoon & early evening
(c)late at night

2.You usually walk
(a)fairly fast, with long steps
(b)fairly fast, with short, quick steps
(c)less fast head up, looking the world in the face
(d)less fast, head down
(e)very slowly

3.When talking to people you
(a)stand with your arms folded
(b)have your hands clasped
(c)have your hands on your hips
(d)touch or push the person to whom you are talking
(e)play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth your hair

4.When relaxing, you sit with
(a)your knees bent with your legs neatly side by side
(b)your legs crossed
(c)your legs stretched out or straight
(d)one leg curled under you

5.When something really amuses you, you react with
(a)a big, appreciative laugh
(b)a laugh, but not a loud one
(c)a quiet chuckle
(d)a sheepish smile

6.When you go to a party or social gathering you
(a)make loud entrance so everyone notices you
(b)make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know
(c)make the quietest entrance, trying to stay unnoticed

7.You’re working very hard, concentrating hard, and you’re interrupted. Do you..
(a)welcome the break
(b)feel extremely irritated
(c)vary between these two extremes

8.Which of the following colors do you like most?
(a)red or orange
(b)black
(c)yellow or light blue
(d)green
(e)dark blue or purple
(f)white
(g)brown or gray

9.When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments before going to sleep, you lie
(a)stretched out on your side
(b)on your side, slightly curled
(c)with your head on one arm
(d)with your head under the covers

10.You often dream that you are
(a)falling
(b)fighting or struggling
(c)searching for something or somebody
(d)flying or floating
(e)you usually have dreamless sleep
(f)your dreams are always pleasant

your score 43
Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical, and always interesting; someone who’s constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head.

They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who’ll always cheer them up and help them out.

brain works –personal evaluation-

saya menemukan hasil tes otak saya yang walaupun hasilnya sangat mengerikan tapi sepertinya sedikitbanyak akan membantu menjelaskan segalanya.

Fenty, you are moderately right-hemisphere dominant and have even preferences between auditory and visual processing traits that might make people perceive you as “slightly off balance.”

You are most likely to be slightly disorganized, a ”dreamer” and a person who focuses more on the end result than the immediate task at hand. You are creative and spontaneous if somewhat lacking in direction and focus. You are a learner who is generally patient and a person for whom time is an ally, not an enemy.

You are more passionate than most people with regard to life and learning and recognize your own intuitive abilities. You have sufficient goal direction to satisfy yourself and guarantee success without being or feeling driven. You are willing to be reflective about yourself and others without getting lost in rumination.

The balance of your sensory modes allows for both learning and expressive capabilities achieved by few. You are active and “seeing” while retaining an equally strong propensity for being reflective which slows you down a little but allows for a more comprehensive perception and analysis of situations and problems. You do not spend excessive time analyzing since you mostly trust your perceptions.

In all likelihood, you have a tendency to over commit and cannot understand why others get upset since you operate on a different “time table” than they do. Your organizational abilities are frequently overwhelmed by the stimulation seeking and active nature of your mind as well as by the tendency to create new categories and gloss over details, making categorization and classification almost impossible at times.

To the extent that your career path allows for creativity and abstraction as well as a bit of disorganization, you should find yourself equipped to handle any learning that is required. Your own personal adjustment to your style should come naturally although you are likely to feel frustrated by your own limited discipline and often wonder “why?”

kan..

monolog

jadi kan, ada beberapa orang yang sering baik sekali pada saya atau melakukan apapun itu.. (pakai beberapa biar kesannya banyak)
lalu mama sayapun mulai berkomentar secara monolog..

mama:
“sebenernya kalau mau dapat anaknya itu, sebaiknya deketin ibunya dulu.. ibunya dibaikbaikin.. bagaimana caranya berusaha mengambil hati ibunya..”

–jeda beberapa detik-

“tapi ya nggak berlaku deng kalau sama kamu itu. wong nggak nurut sama orang tua. jadi siasia juga sih ya, kalau deketin ibunya dulu. haaah..”

saya:
“haaaaaaahaaaaahaaaha..”

kehidupan orang barbar berambut merah

saya sedang ingin menghajar seseorang.
dan kalau lelaki yang mengaku mencintai saya itu tidak bersedia membuatnya babakbelur, maka saya sendiri yang akan melakukannya.
lihat saja!